— me when i thought i was straight: I will never...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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me when i thought i was straight: I will never cook for my h*sband. I will need one who knows how to because i intend to never learn how to fry an egg.

me now, gay: I cant wait to make my wife nutritious breakfast with a perfect cream latte to bed every day and a feasty dinner as well as a sweet but healthy desert. I must learn how to make a perfect loaf of herbal bread now, so i can serve my wife her favorite garlic bread.